No wait, I made a "SAME game", and you're a pervert.

When will you be seeing this beautiful game?  Never.  This f**ker was written on BARE X86 HARDWARE, which Newgrounds doesn't support for some f**ked up reason.  

Hopefully I'll never make a game this low-level again. 

Anyway.  I did an interview a while back for One More Turn, which is a gaming podcast that you all should listen to.  It's up on YouTube, so if anyone ever wondered about my game makingness, or what my terrible woice sounds like, or what I look like in real life, now's your chance to get answers to all of those weird-ass questions.

You can find the podcast here: https://soundcloud.com/one-more-turn-podcast

Or on iTunes.  Whichever you want.

Thirdly, I'm still making comics at my site, http://www.superftc.com/comic, so you should read those if you're fixin' for some Daniel Bucci.  I even uploaded a crappy one here:

Fourthly, I'm starting to write a novel while bored in my classes.  I'm uploading about a page a week over at my site, http://www.superftc.com/novel/1 so go ahead and give that a try.  (PS you can find chapter 1 in the writing forum too.)

Fifthly,  who the fuck said that I made games?!  Who the fuck said that?!  Liar!!  I think that's about it for me.  See you, space cowboy.

PS I got 99 fans, but why ain't you one?  Seriously, follow me and you'll forever get to be someone's 100th fan.

http://dbuck-eye.newgrounds.com/follow