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You know, I've been thinking about my 10-year Newgrounds anniversary for a while now. A month ago, I was hoping I could get a game or a special comic out for it. A week ago, I had settled on a thoughtful blog post. Yesterday, I worked and went to a Mariners game. Today is 10 years + 1 day later. How can that seem like such a long damn time when this past month was so fucking short?
I hadn't even started high school back then.
I'm really at a loss for words just thinking about that, so I might just wrap it up. Newgrounds, it's been fun. I love what this site stands for and I still believe in it. F*** the C**ldr*n reaching the front page still might be the happiest moment of my life.
Those are the important points, anyway. Oh, and if Newgrounds ever needs a very skilled web developer working pro bono, that's pretty much my dream job at this point. Please save me from my asshole manager/coworker.
Ten fucking years and one day. Fuck.
Hi Newgrounds! Happy Pixel Day 2017! Only came up with a short, ugly comic this year, but I hope it makes you all laugh.
Newgrounds staff, I have a website suggestion: use `image-rendering: pixelated` and `image-rendering: crisp-edges` (see https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/CSS/image-rendering) on art that submitted under "Pixel Art". For me, pixel art has blurry edges when I view it on my high DPI laptop, and setting this property would make it look much better! (You could probably keep the blurring for other kinds of art.)
Anyone, cheers to the new year!
In response to your Private Message, go to the help screen and enter UUDDLRLRBA, and then you should get a machine gun in the game!
AND CLEAN OUT YOUR INBOX! IT'S FULL EVERY TIME I TRY TO REPLY TO YOUR MESSAGE!
Sup bananas! Just pushed out an update for Jet Pack Jesus that adds gamepad support along with replays, so you can watch your shit after you play or something. Go play it!
I went on an 8-day update streak when it was released and plan to post updates every Monday night for a while. Sometimes it'll be tech fixes and sometimes it'll be new content! So yeah, if you played it day one and then stopped checking (*cough* *cough* @RealFaction), go give it another try!
And vote Jet Pack Jesus for best game for Pixel Day and January! What? What do you mean those both were announced and it didn't win shit? Motherfucker!
You're inbox is full! Clear some stuff and I'll respond to your PMs! The game should be working again! There was an NG API issue that seems to have been resolved! Also, you get the 5 bricks medal by hitting cheeses after the bricks hit you, which brings you back to life!
I got pixels all over the fucking place!
Here's some fresh new pixels!!! www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/669453
Here's some vintage pixels! http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/575176
Have some more! http://dbuck-eye.newgrounds.com/games/
Here's a pixel tune! http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/665565
Here are pixel comics! http://dbuck-eye.newgrounds.com/art/
I got so many pixels, they call me Daniel 1080p Bucci! So come on down and get your share of pixels!
HAPPY ROBOT DAY! I made a game about a Robot Cock that shoots aliens out of the sky using Robot Hens. Go play it here:
Got a new comic up, it's number 71, go read it here: http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/dbuck-eye/animals
Got a new game coming. It's small, crazy and hopefully fun, and I'm aiming to get it up here within the week. I've made that promise before and have always failed to make it, but I'm better at making games now, so maybe this time will be different.
Go to my site, http://www.superftc.com, to see more comics and games and stuff!
Hey, I made a post about how awesome Carrion is a few weeks ago, but I forgot to post it to the front page, SO GO READ MY PREVIOUS POST about that wonderful man.
I've been making comics, and I think I'm gonna start uploading every stinking one of them here. In the past, I haven't because I don't want to flood my followers' feeds, but I always like when new stuff shows up in my feed, so fuck it, here they come. READ MY LATEST AND TELL ME I SUCK.
Thanks for your time, Pat!